Erin Brockovich Directed by Steven Soderbergh 2000 Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard Julia Roberts I'm a jerk, but I'm brilliant. Give me a job, you fountain of scummy pain evil. Albert Finney Ok. Julia Roberts This company is poisoning water. Let's fry their ugly hides in extract of hell. (They DO, and it is HEARTWARMING.) THE END