Since I'm unemployed, I spend a lot of time on the couch watching cartoons. Here is a list of some of my all-time favorite cartoon quotes, for no good reason:

"Open the draw bridge, you varmint! Open it I say!" *crash* "Close it! Close it! Close it up again!"

"Can I stand on just one card?"

"Ah HA! Pronoun trouble."

"The world is a round likea my head!" *wham* "It's a flat likea your head."

"Go, I say, Go away boy, you bother me."

Eh, that's enough, I'm lazy.

-- Dave