STAR WARS

EDDIE: Guys! I just saw the coolest movie ever!

[All of Faux Pas' friends go to see STAR WARS]

FAUX PAS: Mom! I wanna go see Star Wars!

MOM: We'll go see it later.

EVERYONE ELSE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: Wow! That was the coolest movie ever! You haven't seen it? Ha ha ha ha. Ha.

[STAR WARS runs in the local movie theater for EIGTHY-TWO weeks.]

MOM: Okay, let's go see Star Wars now.

FAUX PAS: They stopped showing it last week.

THE END

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EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

[FAUX PAS and EDDIE arrive at the theater right as YODA levitates LUKE'S X-WING from the swamp and it is COOL.]

FAUX PAS and EDDIE: Whoa.

DARTH VADER: Luke, I am your father.

FAUX PAS: He's lying.

THE END

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RETURN OF THE JEDI

EVERYONE IN THE MOVIE: Darth Vader is Luke's father.

FAUX PAS: Okay, maybe he wasn't lying.

THE END

-FP